My Name is...

Is it my pronounciation or is there something else wrong that makes my name turn into hundreds of different other names. The one below is the latest. If I recall correctly, I have repeated my name more than a couple of times.

The next time I order and they ask for my name, I'll just use my second name John to prevent my first name to get murdered. But then again, the "ordertaker" might type it as JHON. How about Boy? They might type it as BHOY! Darn. I gotta think of an typo-error-proof name.